Mr. Complicated Technical Chart Guy

From I Heart Wall Street:

Today we salute you, Mr. Complicated Technical Chart Guy.

Armed with your charts AND lines, we look to you to explain anything. And everything- with a single line. Or a whole bunch of lines. And maybe some squiggly lines too.

Golden Cross? You’re an atheist.

Moving Averages? Bring you to tears.

Yes, you sir are a champion among men. Men who like to scream at computers and watch porn.

You are the slayer of stochastic. And maker of complicated Dungeons & Dragons maps in days of yore.

So, drawdown a nice cool one Mr. Multivariate maker of money, because in our charts you’ll always be #1.

Brilliant.

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  • Anonymous

    I don’t know about brilliant, but I won’t argue. :)